So my kids haven't been THAT funny this year. Well, till today. I felt like the whole day I was just watching my kids as they entertained me. I guess snow brings out the weirdness. These were some of the comments that made ME laugh, you may not find them as amusing as I did. Well, and these were the only ones I wrote down. I didn't think to write down the first half of the day, I've forgotten them all by now.
Bobby: "I can't wait till this summer, I'll be hot and sweaty."
Jake: "I know who left the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...Jesus."
Bobby: "Umm...do we have to draw a picture of us playing in the snow now? Can I draw a picture of me playing in the snow when I'm a grown up?"
Bobby: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Ricky was breathing really loud. Like this whooo hooo whooo hooo."
Ashley: "Today's my birthday, I'm now in the double digits," as she hands me her birthday Little Debbie snacks for the class.
Lindsey: "Whoa! You're ten? You're a pre-teen."
Ashley: "Well, you know, 13 is the new 15. So I guess 10 is the new 13. So REALLY...I'm a teen-ager."
Strong Arm: "When you turn 100, you have to die."
Cannibal: "I'm scared of girls."
Strong Arm: "Why don't you listen BOY?!"
Cannibal: "I'd go outside without my shirt on."
Strong Arm: "That is so man-ness."
Strong Arm: "Oh yeah?! You wanna arm wrestle?!" (this skinny six year old girl whips out her arm to the table to arm wrestle this boy and beats him twice. She also beat me last year, that's why I gave her the name Strong Arm. Hey, she does gymnastics, ok?)
Strong Arm: "Who's the strongest now?!"
Cannibal: "Your momma!"
Strong Arm: "Oh yeah, I'm the best!"
Cannibal: "You can't say that."
Strong Arm: "I'm a girl. I can say whatever I want!"
Cannibal: "I can too, because I'm a hot boy."
Strong Arm: "You're not hot. Don't mess with me BOY!"
I hope your day was as entertaining as mine. Well, I'm guessing most of y'all don't talk to 6 year olds all day.
I love Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies,
Lindsey
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